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Friday, November 17, 2006

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How To Get To Heaven

I was testing the children





to see if they understood the concept of
getting to heaven.






I asked them, "If I sold my house
and my car,





had a big garage sale








and gave all my money






to the church,







Would that get me into Heaven?"







"NO!" the children answered.







"If I cleaned the church every day,






mowed the yard,






and kept everything neat and tidy,

would that get me into Heaven?"





Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile.





Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals







and gave candy






to all the children,

and loved my husband,






would that get me into Heaven?"








I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"








I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,



"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."




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