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Wednesday, November 29, 2006

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What Those Words on Yearly Performance

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

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Things that Make Our Life SPECIAL

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Laughing so hard your face hurts.

A hot shower.

A special glance.

Getting mail.

Taking a drive on a pretty road.

Riding your bike along a country road.

Hearing your favorite song on the radio.

Lying in bed listening to the rain outside.

Hot towels out of the dryer.

Walking out of your last exam.

Finding the sweater you want is on sale for half price.

Chocolate milk shakes.

Falling in love.

A long distance phone call.

Getting invited to a dance.

A bubble bath.

Giggling.

A good conversation.

A bird at your window.

Walking on soft sand.

Finding a $20 bill in your coat from last winter.

Laughing at yourself.

Midnight phone calls that last for hours.

Running through sprinklers.

Having someone tell you that you're beautiful.

Laughing at an inside joke.

A cool breeze on a hot day.

Friends.

Slumber parties.

Getting a hug from your mom after a long trip away from home.

Accidentally overhearing someone say something nice about you.

Waking up and realizing you still have a few hours left to sleep.

Your first kiss.

Being part of a team.

Making new friends or spending time with old ones.

Playing with a new puppy.

Late night talks with your roommate that keep you from sleeping.

Having someone play with your hair.

Sweet dreams.

Hot chocolate.

Road trips with friends.

Swinging on swings.

Watching a good movie.

Getting butterflies in your stomach every time you see that one person.

Making eye contact with a cute stranger.

Just hearing the voice of the one you love.

Winning a really competitive game.

Making chocolate chip cookies.

Riding a bike downhill.

An understanding heart.

Sitting around a campfire with friends.

Getting a letter from a friend just to say hi.

Falling asleep before your head hits the pillow.

Knowing you made a difference, no matter how big or how small, just as long as it is for the better.

Developing a roll of film when you don't know what's on it.

Cuddling with a small baby.

Knowing you helped someone out during a hard time.

Waking up for class and then realizing it's Saturday.

Getting a hug from a friend for no reason.

Getting a standing ovation from a huge crowd.

The unspoken look between friends that says it all.

Sharing your true feelings with the people that care most about you.

Making someone happy.

Taking pictures.

Playing in the rain at night with your friends, even though you're "too old".

Falling asleep with the person you love in your arms.

Sitting outside by yourself in the middle of the night looking up at the stars.

Being able to truly trust your best friends.

Sitting with friends talking about old times.

Hugging the person you love.

Holding on to the memories, instead of the pain.

Realizing that you really are important in the lives of others and knowing that you have a friend that will be a friend for life.

Realizing true friends will always stand beside you NO matter what.

Going to dinner with someone and spending hours after the meal just talking.

Having a child come up to you and thank you for everything you have done for them.

Anticipating seeing old friends.

Having people come up to you to say, "you look great, have you lost weight? "

The smell of rain just before a storm.

Keeping secrets.

Flying home.

Singing loudly along with a song in the car.

Lazy Sundays after a fun weekend with friends.

Sisters(& brothers) that become your best friends once you all go to college.

Dancing to your favorite song when no one is looking.

Candlelit dinners.

The feeling you get after a really great workout.

Sleeping in your own bed.

Laughing really hard and being stupid with good friends and thinking that you don't need anyone else to have a good time.

Laying in the sun with nothing to worry about!!!

Holding the one you love under the stars.

Waking up in the arms of someone you love.

Knowing someone trusts you enough to tell you their deepest secrets, and never telling them to anyone.

Friends who make you laugh when your world has just been turned upside down and it feels like you won't see the sun again for a while.

Finishing a research paper after dreading writing it for months!

Having everything in life going smoothly and you can't help but walk on air!

Looking deep into another's eyes while they're looking deep into your's.

When you finally get a compliment about something you've been working on for ages.

Getting your drivers' license and finally being free.

Finding the one who makes you laugh, even though they're not trying.

Getting a great compliment when you aren't trying to look good. (sweatshirt and jeans).

Someone who is really interested in what you have to say.

Sleeping late and staying in your pj's all day.

Spending the night at your friend's house.

Birthdays.

Coming home from school knowing that you can lay on the couch and not worry about a thing.

Realizing that there is hope when nothing else seems possible.

Seeing that there is something to look forward to.

Realizing that you don't need a reason to be happy. Just be so.

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Saturday, November 25, 2006

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100 Most Anticipated Movies for the Year 2007 - #01

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  • Movie Title : Harry Potter and the Order Of The Phoenix
  • Distributor : Warner Bros. Pictures
  • Release Date (estimation) : July 13, 2007
  • Genre : Action, Adventure, Fantasy
  • Casts:
Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Imelda Staunton, George Harris, Helena Bonham Carter, Natalia Tena, Kathryn Hunter, Evanna Lynch, Gary Oldman, Harry Melling, Richard Griffiths, Fiona Shaw, Sian Thomas
  • Synopsis:
In Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix, Harry returns for his fifth year of study at Hogwarts and discovers that much of the wizarding community is in denial about the teenager's recent encounter with the evil Lord Voldemort, preferring to turn a blind eye to the news that Voldemort has returned. Fearing that Hogwarts' venerable Headmaster, Albus Dumbledore, is lying about Voldemort's return in order to undermine his power and take his job, the Minister for Magic, Cornelius Fudge, appoints a new Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher to keep watch over Dumbledore and the Hogwarts students. But Professor Dolores Umbridge's Ministry-approved course of defensive magic leaves the young wizards woefully unprepared to defend themselves against the dark forces threatening them and the entire wizarding community, so at the prompting of his friends Hermione and Ron, Harry takes matters into his own hands. Meeting secretly with a small group of students who name themselves "Dumbledore's Army", Harry teaches them how to defend themselves against the Dark Arts, preparing the courageous young wizards for the extraordinary battle that lies ahead.


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Drinking Problem

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Reflection of the Day

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"For me, winning isn't something that happens suddenly on the field when the whistle blows and the crowds roar. Winning is something that builds physically and mentally every day that you train and every night that you dream."
~ Emmitt Smith

A Time To Dream...


Please remember, you have the opportunity to make your DREAMS real... to actually LIVE the life you desire.

The key is to turn your dreams into GOALS... your goals into PLANS... and your plans into specific ACTIONS.


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Saturday, November 18, 2006

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The Thirty Major Causes of Failures

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How many of these are holding you back?

1. Unfavorable hereditary background
2. Lack of a well-defined purpose in life
3. Lack of ambition to aim above mediocrity
4. Insufficient education
5. Lack of self-discipline
6. Ill health
7. Unfavorable environmental influences during childhood
8. Procrastination!
9. Lack of PERSISTENCE
10. Negative personality
11. Lack of controlled sexual urge???
12. Uncontrolled desire for "Something for Nothing"
13. Lack of a well defined power of decision
14. One or more of the six basic fears...
15. Wrong selection of a mate in marriage :S
16. Over-caution
17. Wrong selection of associates in business
18. Superstition and prejudice
19. Wrong selection of a vocation
20. Lack of concentration of effort
21. The habit of indiscriminate spending
22. Lack of enthusiasm
23. Intolerance
24. Intemperance
25. Inability to cooperate with others
26. Possession of power that was not acquired through self effort
27. Intentional dishonesty
28. Egotism and vanity
29. Guessing instead of thinking
30. Lack of capital
31. Under this, name any particular cause of failure from which you have suffered that has not been included in the foregoing list.

Source: Think and Grow Rich, Napoleon Hill


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What Is Your "QQS" Rating?

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1. QUALITY of service shall be construed to mean the performance of every detail, in connection with your position, in the most efficient manner possible, with the object of greater efficiency always in mind.
2. QUANTITY of service shall be understood to mean the HABIT of rendering all the service of which you are capable, at all times, with the purpose of increasing the amount of service rendered as greater skill is developed through practice and experience. Emphasis is again placed on the word HABIT.
3. SPIRIT of service shall be construed to mean the HABIT of agreeable, harmonious conduct which will induce cooperation from associates and fellow employees.

Adequacy of QUALITY and QUANTITY of service is not sufficient to maintain a permanent market for your services. The conduct, or the SPIRIT in which you deliver service, is a strong determining factor in connection with both the price you receive, and the duration of employment.

For more details, please go and search on the Google Search (on the top rightmost of this page) with the source below as the keyword.

Source: Think and Grow Rich, Napoleon Hill


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Friday, November 17, 2006

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How To Get To Heaven

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I was testing the children





to see if they understood the concept of
getting to heaven.






I asked them, "If I sold my house
and my car,





had a big garage sale








and gave all my money






to the church,







Would that get me into Heaven?"







"NO!" the children answered.







"If I cleaned the church every day,






mowed the yard,






and kept everything neat and tidy,

would that get me into Heaven?"





Again, the answer was, "NO!"

By now I was starting to smile.





Hey, this was fun!
"Well, then, if I was kind to animals







and gave candy






to all the children,

and loved my husband,






would that get me into Heaven?"








I asked them again.
Again, they all answered, "NO!"








I was just bursting with pride for them.
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get into Heaven?"

A five-year-old boy shouted out,



"YOU GOTTA BE DEAD."



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TODAY'S INSPIRATION

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HOW TO STAY YOUNG
1. Throw out nonessential numbers.This includes age, weight, and height.
Let the doctors worry about them. That is why you pay them.
2. Keep only cheerful friends.The grouches pull you down.
(Keep this in mind if you are one of those grouches!)
3. Keep learning:
Learn more about the computer, crafts, gardening, whatever.
Never let the brain get idle.
"An idle mind is the devil's workshop."
And the devil's name is Alzheimer's!
4. Enjoy the simple things
5. Laugh often, long and loud. Laugh until you gasp for breath.
And if you have a friend who makes you laugh, spend lots and lots of time with him or her!
6. The tears happen:
Endure, grieve, and move on.
The only person who is with us our entire life, is ourself.
LIVE while you are alive.
7. Surround yourself with what you love:
Whether it's family, pets, keepsakes, music, plants, hobbies, whatever.
Your home is your refuge.
8. Cherish your health:
If it is good, preserve it.
If it is unstable, improve it.
If it is beyond what you can improve, get help.
9. Don't take guilt trips.
Take a trip to the mall, even to a foreign country, but NOT to where the guilt is
10. Tell the people you love that you love them, at every opportunity


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Something was lost in the Translation?

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Here are some signs and notices written in English that were discovered throughout the world. You have to give the writers an 'E' for Effort. We hope you enjoy them.


In a Tokyo Hotel
Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such thing is please not to read notis.
In a Bucharest hotel lobby
The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable.
In a Leipzig elevator
Do not enter the lift backwards, and only when lit up.
In a Belgrade hotel elevator
To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order.
In a Paris hotel elevator
Please leave your values at the front desk.
In a hotel in Athens
Visitors are expected to complain at the office between the hours of 9 and 11 A.M. daily.
In a Yugoslavian hotel
The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid.
In a Japanese hotel
You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid.
In the lobby of a Moscow hotel across from a Russian Orthodox monastery
You are welcome to visit the cemetery where famous Russian and Soviet composers, artists, and writers are buried daily except Thursday.
In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers
Not to perambulate the corridors in the hours of repose in the boots of ascension.
On the menu of a Swiss restaurant
Our wines leave you nothing to hope for.
On the menu of a Polish hotel
Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion.
Outside a Hong Kong tailor shop
Ladies may have a fit upstairs.
In a Bangkok dry cleaner's
Drop your trousers here for best results.
Outside a Paris dress shop
Dresses for street walking.
In a Rhodes tailor shop
Order your summers suit. Because is big rush we will execute customers in strict rotation.
A sign posted in Germany's Black forest
It is strictly forbidden on our black forest camping site that people of different sex, for instance, men and women, live together in one tent unless they are married with each other for that purpose.
In a Zurich hotel
Because of the impropriety of entertaining guests of the opposite sex in the bedroom, it is suggested that the lobby be used for this purpose.
In an advertisement by a Hong Kong dentist
Teeth extracted by the latest Methodists.
In a Rome laundry
Ladies, leave your clothes here and spend the afternoon having a good time.
In a Czechoslovakian tourist agency
Take one of our horse-driven city tours - we guarantee no miscarriages.
Advertisement for donkey rides in Thailand
Would you like to ride on your own ass?
In a Swiss mountain inn
Special today -- no ice cream.
In a Bangkok temple
It is forbidden to enter a woman even a foreigner if dressed as a man.
In a Tokyo bar
Special cocktails for the ladies with nuts.
In a Copenhagen airline ticket office
We take your bags and send them in all directions.
On the door of a Moscow hotel room
If this is your first visit to the USSR, you are welcome to it.
In a Norwegian cocktail lounge
Ladies are requested not to have children in the bar.
In a Budapest zoo
Please do not feed the animals. If you have any suitable food, give it to the guard on duty.
In the office of a Roman doctor
Specialist in women and other diseases.
In an Acapulco hotel
The manager has personally passed all the water served here.
In a Tokyo shop
Our nylons cost more than common, but you'll find they are best in the long run.
From a Japanese information booklet about using a hotel air conditioner
Cooles and Heates If you want just condition of warm in your room, please control yourself.
From a brochure of a car rental firm in Tokyo
When passenger of foot heave in sight, tootle the horn. Trumpet him melodiously at first, but if he still obstacles your passage then tootle him with vigor.
Two signs from a Majorcan shop entrance
- English well talking.
- Here speeching American.


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Thursday, November 16, 2006

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After Reading THIS, you will NEVER look at a banana in the same way again!

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Bananas Containing three natural sugars - sucrose, fructose and glucose combined with fiber, a banana gives an instant, sustained and substantial boost of energy. Research has proven that just two bananas provide enough energy for a strenuous 90-minute workout. No wonder the banana is the number one fruit with the world's leading athletes. But energy isn't the only way a banana can help us keep fit. It can also help overcome or prevent a substantial number of illnesses and conditions, making it a must to add to our daily diet.

Depression:
According to a recent survey undertaken by MIND amongst people suffering
from depression, many felt much better after eating a banana. This is because bananas contain tryptophan, a type of protein that the body converts into serotonin, known to make you relax, improve your mood and generally make you feel happier.

PMS:

Forget the pills -- eat a banana. The vitamin B6 it contains regulates blood glucose levels, which can affect your mood.


Anemia:
High in iron, bananas can stimulate the production of hemoglobin in the blood and so helps in ! cases of anemia.

Blood Pressure:
This unique tropical fruit is extremely high in potassium yet low in salt,
making it the perfect way to beat blood pressure. So much so, the US Food and Drug Administration has just allowed the banana industry to make official claims for the fruit's ability to reduce the risk of blood pressure and stroke.

Brain Power:

200 students at a Twickenham (Middlesex) school were helped through their exams this year by eating bananas at breakfast, break, and lunch in a bid to boost their brain power. Research has shown that the potassium-packed fruit can assist learning by making pupils more alert.

Constipation:

High in fiber, including bananas in the diet can help restore normal bowel action, helping to overcome the problem without resorting to laxatives.

Hangovers:

One of the quickest ways of curing a hangover is to make a banana milkshake, sweetened with honey. The banana calms the stomach and, with the help of the honey, builds up depleted blood sugar levels, while the milk soothes and re-hydrates your system.

Heartburn:
Bananas have a natural antacid effect in the body, so if you suffer from heartburn, try eating a banana for soothing relief.

Morning Sickness:
Snacking on bananas between meals helps to keep blood sugar levels up and avoid morning sickness.

Mosquito bites:
Before reaching for the insect bite cream, try rubbing the affected area with the inside of a banana skin. Many people find it amazingly successful at reducing swelling and irritation.


Nerves:

Bananas are high in B vitamins that help calm the nervous system.

Overweight and at work?

Studies at the Institute of Psychology in Austria found pressure at work leads to gorging on comfort food like chocolate and chips. Looking at 5,000 hospital patients, researchers found the most obese were more likely
to be in high-pressure jobs. The report concluded that, to avoid panic-induced food cravings, we need to control our blood sugar levels by snacking on high carbohydrate foods every two hours to keep levels steady.

Ulcers:
The banana is used as the dietary food against intestinal disorders because of its soft texture and smoothness. It is the only raw fruit that can be eaten without distress in over-chronicler cases. It also neutralizes over-acidity and reduces irritation by coating the lining of the stomach.

Temperature control:
Many other cultures see bananas as a "cooling" fruit that can lower both the physical and emotional temperature of expectant mothers. In Thailand, for example, pregnant women eat bananas to ensure their baby is born with a cool temperature.

Seasonal Affective Disorder (SAD):
Bananas can help SAD sufferers because they contain the natural mood enhancer tryptophan.

Smoking:
Bananas can also help people trying to give up smoking. The B6, B12 they contain, as well as the potassium and magnesium found in them, help the body recover from the effects of nicotine withdrawal.

Stress:
Potassium is a vital mineral, which helps normalize the heartbeat, sends oxygen to the brain and regulates your body's water balance. When we are stressed, our metabolic rate rises, thereby reducing our potassium levels. These can be rebalanced with the help of a high-potassium banana snack.

Strokes:
According to research in "The New England Journal of Medicine," eating bananas as part of a regular diet can cut the risk of death by strokes by as much as 40%! So, a banana reall! y is a natural remedy for many ills.
When you compare it to an apple, it has four times the protein, twice the carbohydrates, three times the phosphorus, five times the vitamin A and iron, and twice the other vitamins and minerals. It is also rich in potassium and is one of the best value foods around. So maybe its time to change that well-known phrase so that we say, "A banana a day keeps the doctor away!"


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Tuesday, November 14, 2006

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40 Things That Only Happen in Movies

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1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting.

2. When paying for a taxi, don't look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare.

3. Television news bulletins usually contain a story that affects you personally at the precise moment it's aired.

4. Creepy music (or satanic chanting) coming from a graveyard should always be closely investigated.

5. Any lock can be picked with a credit card or paperclip in seconds. UNLESS it's the door to a burning building with a child inside.

6. If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.

7. All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red digital displays so you know exactly when they are going to explode.

8. Should you wish to pass yourself off as a German officer, it will not be necessary to learn to speak German. Simply speaking English with a German accent will do. Similarly, when they are alone, all German soldiers prefer to speak English to each other.

9. Once applied, lipstick will never rub off. Even while scuba diving.

10. The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window of any building in Paris.

11. Any police officer about to retire from the force will more often than not die on their last day (especially if their family have planned a party). (Caveat: Detectives can only solve a case after they have been suspended from duty).

12. Getaway cars never start first go. But all cop cars do. (They will also slide to a dramatic stop in the midst of a crime scene).

13. If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwear.

14. On a police stake-out, the action will only ever take place when food is being consumed and scalding hot coffees are perched precariously on the dashboardb&

15. All grocery shopping involves the purchase of French loaves which will be placed in open brown paper bags (Caveat: when said bags break, only fruit will spill out).

16. Cars never need fuel (unless they're involved in a pursuit).

17. If you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your opponents will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around you in a threatening manner until you have defeated their predecessor.

18. If a microphone is turned on it will immediately feedback.

19. Guns are like disposable razors. If you run out of bullets, just throw the gun away. you will always find another one.

20. All single women have a cat.

21. Cars will explode instantly when struck by a single bullet.

22. No matter how savagely a spaceship is attacked, its internal gravity system is never damaged.

23. If being chased through a city you can usually take cover in a passing St Patrick's Day parade - at any time of the year.

24. The ventilation system of any building is the perfect hiding place. Nobody will ever think of looking for you in there and you can travel to any other part of the building undetected.

25. You will survive any battle in any war UNLESS you show someone a picture of your sweetheart back home.

26. Prostitutes always look like Julia Roberts or Jamie Lee Curtis. They have expensive clothes and nice apartments but no pimps. They are friendly with the shopkeepers in their neighbourhood who don't mind at all what the girl does for a living.

27. A single match is usually sufficient to light up a room the size of a football stadium.

28. It is not necessary to say bHellob or bGoodbyeb when beginning a telephone conversation. A disconnected call can always be restored by frantically beating the cradle and saying bHello? Hello?b repeatedly.

29. One man shooting at 20 men has a better chance of killing them all than 20 men firing at once (this is known as Stallone's Law).

30. When you turn out the light to go to bed, everything in you room will still be visible, just slightly bluish.

31. Plain or even ugly girls can become movie star pretty simply by removing their glasses and rearranging their hair.

32. Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their enemies with complicated devices incorporating fuses, pulleys, deadly gases, lasers and man-eating sharks.

33. All beds have special L-shaped sheets that reach to armpit level on a woman but only up to the waist of the man lying beside her.

34. Anyone can land a 747 as long as there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.

35. During all police investigations it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

36. You can always find a chainsaw when you need one.

37. Most musical instruments (especially wind instruments and accordions) can be played without moving your fingers.

38. In Middle America, all gas station attendants have red handkerchiefs hanging out of their back pockets.

39. All teen house parties have one of every stereotypical subculture present (even people who aren't liked and would never get invited to parties).

40. Trucks use their horns at random (no hang on, that happens in real life too!).


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Monday, November 13, 2006

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Creativity using Excel

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Saturday, November 11, 2006

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Rich Dad Poor Dad book Review

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Read this book and take action advised if you want to become financially freedom.

The Big Idea

E B
S I
The letters in each quadrant represent the Employee, Self-Employed, Business Owner, and
Investor. Discover how to move from the left side to the B and I Quadrants, where you work less,
earn more, pay less taxes and have more free time to spend with your loved ones!

It helps to take some courses to gain financial literacy; rich dad stresses the importance of learning -

  • Accounting. It pays to know how to read financial statements. When acquiring businesses or assets you need to quickly see the financial standing of the company you are acquiring. Many grown adults do not know how to balance a balance sheet. In the long term, this knowledge will pay off for you and your business.
  • Investment Strategy. This skill will sharpen with experience. Talk to investors and observe how they play the game. Kiyosaki and Mike spent many boyhood hours sitting in on Rich Dad's meetings with brokers, accountants, and attorneys.
  • Market Behavior . Know the laws of Supply and Demand. No business owner can do without understanding these basic principles of the market. Bill Gates saw what people needed. Open your eyes to opportunities. Look at what sells and who buys.
  • Law Kiyosaki recommends doing everything you can to grow your business within legal boundaries. Know your corporate, state, and accounting laws.


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